Post by Lenny on Sept 10, 2007 19:30:30 GMT -5
The Truck Stop
>
>A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his Order.
>He said,"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights
>and a pair Of running boards."
>
>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear Stupid,
>went to the Kitchen and said to the cook,
>"This guy out there just Ordered three flat Tires,
>a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.
>
>What does he think This place is . An auto parts store?"
>
>"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three Pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running Boards
>are 2 slices of Crisp bacon."
>
>"Oh, OK!" said the blonde.
>She thought about it for a Moment and then Spooned
>up a bowl of beans and gave it to the Customer.
>
>The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
>
>She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the Flat tires,
>Headlights And running boards, you might as well gas up!"
>
>FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN!
>
>
>A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his Order.
>He said,"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights
>and a pair Of running boards."
>
>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear Stupid,
>went to the Kitchen and said to the cook,
>"This guy out there just Ordered three flat Tires,
>a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.
>
>What does he think This place is . An auto parts store?"
>
>"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three Pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running Boards
>are 2 slices of Crisp bacon."
>
>"Oh, OK!" said the blonde.
>She thought about it for a Moment and then Spooned
>up a bowl of beans and gave it to the Customer.
>
>The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
>
>She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the Flat tires,
>Headlights And running boards, you might as well gas up!"
>
>FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN!
>
